Steven Gerrard admits, "I'm a Flop" and secretly asks fellow mighty Scouser, Rooney for some tips!

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Friday, 26 March 2010

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Stevie Gerrard in the Liverpool shower wondering what the fuck he's doing there!

Liverpool stalwart, super - star and flop, Stevie Gerrard has admitted to being just what he is, a flop!

After reaching the astronomical heights of being rated as one of the best mid-fielders in the world he has now, at his own admission, become a total wreck, no motivation and is totally sick of listening to "pigeon English" trainer and other Muy Grande-Flop Benitez, Si!

Stevie out of frustration bought his missus a brand new Aston Martin and she promptly got a parking ticket, "how can life treat me this way" he complained!

Stevie is now in secret consultation with "Super Scouser" Rooney and Wayne has given him the following advice:

"Sod Liverpool Stevie and get a decent club, go to Chelsea, Real Madrid or Barcelona (Man Utd won't touch Gerrard because he's a Liverpool Leper) and leave that bunch of 'Scouso Spicks' behind ya, lad!"

Sound advice from Rooney because England needs a decent Gerrard, not a depressive, wobbly legged, non-motivated loser.

Stevie is now seeing a "Shrink" to help him get over his lack of form and hopefully he will listen to Wayne, join a decent club and put his Liverpool nightmare behind him, because, ENGLAND NEEDS YOU, Ole!

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