Whitlock plays darts upside down

Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

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Who can play darts upside down

Australian Dart Player Simon Whitlock had a fantastic run in the world dart championships in reaching the final where he was beaten by the power of 15 times World Darts Champion Phil The Power Taylor.

Whitlock today said that he plays even better in Australia because when he plays darts in England he is playing upside down as Australia is directly opposite England on this round little planet.

Now Whitlock has challenged Taylor to meet him in a challenge match in Australia claiming that Taylor will have to play upside down.

Taylor has hit back saying "I am champion of the World and can win no matter where I play Darts."

Lets get this game on!

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