Miss Russia 1917 Says "I Had Text Sex With Ashley Cole"

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Wednesday, 17 February 2010

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Olga Wrinklova Reflecting On Her Brush with Cole

Miss Russia 1917, Olga Wrinkleova, has come forward to reveal that she is yet another of Ashley Cole's conquests.

Olga, a former Miss Russia, claims the liaison, conducted entirely by text message, took place before a Russia v England football match.

Speaking via an interpreter Olga said "I got this text message in English. I had to take an intensive course of English language lessons before I could understand it. The message said 'I'm naked and waiting. Be quiet because JT is next door banging Wayne Bridge's other half.' Sadly this took me six months to read. By the time I'd replied he was gone. Maybe he moved on to another woman?"

This latest news is sure to cause a stir in the England camp where Wayne rooney was previously the only player regularly attending 'Grab-a-Granny' nights in St Albans. Cole has yet to comment on these revelations.

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