Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho will not represent Brazil at the World Cup, he's decided to become English!

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Tuesday, 9 February 2010

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Becks begs Ronaldinho to become English, Brazil don't want him, WE'LL HAVE HIM ANYDAY!!!!!

Ronaldinho has decided to turn his back on Brazil (they don't want him anyway) and is now going through the process of adopting the English/British nationality.

Ronaldinho is sick of being told he's a "has been ball juggler" and is determined to show the world, wearing the "three lions England shirt" that he's still a world beater and England Manager Fabio Capello can't wait!

Asked why he decided to adopt England instead of Italy, Gernay or Spain he answered:

"I have a debt to England and Dave Seaman for giving them the KO punch in the World Cup in 2002 and am determined to show David Beckham how much I love him!???"

"David asked me to become English and I agreed and I can't wait to play alongside Rooney!"

Fabio Capello told the press:

"This is a dream come true, Roon and Ronaldinho in one team, no one can stop us!"

Staunch England supporter, Hooligan and Skinhead, Joe "The Tatooed Warrior" Thughead, was asked his opinion too, here it is:

"Luv it mate, weve enough blacks like, an Itac manager and Becks, fuck me mate Ronaldinho he'z really worf kicking some shit for, YEAH, in yuh face!"

Please Ronaldinho, all England fans are praying that you don the "White Shirt" and practice your penalties so we can stuff those fucking Krauts at last!! Obrigado!

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