Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 6 February 2010

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Orgy footage? Nah, just part of 'Rio's All-Star Holiday Wind-Ups'....

London - (X-Rated): The ten minute footage passed muster after Capello spent 'several hours' screwtinising Ferdinand's infamous 2005 Cyprus holiday home movie.

The England coach hunkered down to the onerous task last week amid FA fears the video might implicate 'half the premiership' totty supply.

Luckily those proved groundless:

"It's just part of his 2006 'Rio's All-Star Holiday Wind-Ups' phase," Capello aides explained.

"Just Rio, his now missus Rebecca, a lot of sunkissed flesh, suntan lotion, pina coladas, naked cavorting on tidal spume, more pina coladas, surfboards, yawn..."

The ManU centre back replaces disgraced England captain John Terry whose shagging outside the approved penalty box cost him the England plum job this week.

Cheryl Cole is 4ft 11ins.

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