Gerrard, Carragher And Torres Hand In Transfer Requests

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Thursday, 14 January 2010

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Under fire Liverpool were today dealt another crushing body blow as their three star players all handed in transfer requests, Mickey McWhack writes.

During a disastrous season which has seen the once mighty Reds CRASH! out of the Champions League, BANG! on about plans which never come to fruition, and WALLOP! hardly anybody on the playing field, coupled with a slump in league form which leaves them floundering off the pace for a CL place next season, and a humiliating home FA Cup defeat by lowly Reading, coupled with in-house fighting and rumours of financial instability (Okay, we get the picture - Get on with it - ED)

Anyway, an inside source informs us that Gerrard, Carragher and Torres are sick and tired of all the crap they have to put up with from Rafa Benitez and the Yanks upstairs, sick and tired of every day bringing yet another false dawn, and that they all want out of the ailing giant club.

Some top clubs are said to be monitoring the situation closely. It is a well known fact that Swindon Town have been yearning to sign Gerrard, Havant And Waterlooville are considering putting in a bid for Carragher, and Martigny of the Swiss Third Division are said to be keen to sign Torres.

Rafa Benitez would only say that he was not bovvered.

More calamitous Kop cock ups as I pluck them from thin air!

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