N'Gog: I was framed

Funny story written by foshizzle

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

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Birmingham Fan Watching Game From Shower

David N'Gog and Rafa Benitez have finally spoken out on last nights diving debacle against Birmingham City.

Liverpool's young French foward has claimed there is a conspiracy against him.

"There were 45,000 fans there, and viewers from across the globe. Not to mention the camera's they had pointed at me. The ref made me look even worse by giving the penalty. It was clearly all a set up".

"Last year against Everton in the F.A cup, they cut to commercial right in the middle of Everton scoring. They couldn't do that for me though. No, they had to still have the live feed just when I took a ridiculous tumble. Someone out there is trying to get me".

While some blame the interpreter, the general consensus seems to be that the Frenchman's comments were thoroughly incomprehensible in any language.

Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez was more livid than ever as he gave his views on the episode.

"That's just ***king great. The one thing we could use against Manchester United is that every decision pretty much goes their way. Now they can dive, cheat and foul as much as they like and if we complain they can bring up N'Gog. I honestly hope I get fired, take my severance package and move somewhere where I don't have to put up with ****ing bull**** anymore".

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