Mr Ed the talking horse talks about all weather racing

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 14 January 2010

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A horse is a horse of course of course but no one can talk to a horse of course

Mr Ed the famous talking horse has spoken out about all weather racing. We spoke to Mr Ed yesterday at the all weather track at Southwell but he asked us to keep his racing name secret just in case his trainer finds out.

"Problem I will tell you the bloody problem," said Mr Ed, "you humans used to stop taking us to the racing when the weather got bad but now that you have invented all weather tracks it does not matter if the snow is 20 feet deep on either side of the track as long as you clear it off this artificial surface on the race track itself."

I then asked the horse why he didn't like to run in this weather, he replied:

"How would you like to run stark naked in the f f f freezing cold and have some little git pull yer f f f fecking head off in the f f f freezing final furlong,.

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