Written by Bureau

Wednesday, 13 January 2010

image for Tiger Woods Left Endorsing John Daly Golf Shoes
"What Are Today's Golfer's Wearing?"

Tiger Woods, who once did ads for dozens of companies, is down to doing commercials for golf shoes only.

"These shoes are great", says Tiger in the new commercial for "John Daly's Favorites" Brand. "John has always been a great competitor and now, doggone it, he's let me do these ads for his shoes when everybody else hemmed and hawed."

Tiger then declared the crack of his ass to all those other sponsors and that they'll be sorry once he's back on top...of the golf tournaments, that is.

"I even wear my John Daly Golf Shoes off the course. Of course, I bust my ass often on concrete but soon you develop a sort of balance that will allow you to hit a golf ball one inch from a 50-foot drop off a hillside."

Meanwhile, John Daly reportedly gave Tiger the commercial in a trade for some telephone numbers.

"Besides", stated Daly. "I love doing the whole golfing mad public one in the eye. It's a silly game where you use a stick to knock a small white ball into a cup. It's not the answer to all life's problems."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Tiger Woods




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