Tiger's bed "tossed to the curb"

Funny story written by jansal

Saturday, 9 January 2010

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City driver glad he was able to salvage "bed"

An online auction site is bombarded with bids for the "marital bed" of Tiger and Elin Woods being offered with no reserve today.

Starting bid is $100.00 and is being offered "as is" states the seller, "with no refunds".

The seller states they are not the original owner, but picked it up at the curb in front of the actual owners home.

Seller further states he works for the Department of Refuge for the city and pulled it out just in time before it got crushed.

"The amount of bidders is astronomical" states the driver and "it looks like the bids are going to go over the moon".

When he brought the large four poster (minus the posts) home his wife thought he was "nuts". "Who in their right mind would want a piece of junk like this" she screamed. "It looks like someone has carved the posts to nubs".

Then she realized that she had read a story in TheSpoof.com about the wife of Tiger Woods throwing out their marital bed and she immediately turned on the computer to bring up the auction site.

Related story: Smoke coming from the backyard of the Tiger Woods Mansion revealed that it came from a large king sized mattress being burned.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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