Tiger Woods Having Sex Therapy

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Wednesday, 13 January 2010

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Billy Rautch In Background

Tiger Woods has apparently checked himself into a sex clinic near Los Angeles, according to one Billy Rautch who was a patient there for the past two months.

"Everybody knows he's there but no one has seen him", stated Rautch to UP2. "They even had a couple of restaurant signs up saying, 'Welcome Tiger Woods'."

Rautch says he has also caught a glimpse of former President Bill Clinton and presidential hopeful John Edwards.

"You may run into anybody but they're pretty well off limits to anyone outside the clinic."

How does it work?

"Well, they continually bring girls over from Las Vegas and Reno to help you taper off, for one thing. Then you get the shock treatments...that's when you're all set for a good old romp in the hay and it turns out that it's a man. That one is what cured me."

With other patients who are hard case addicts, Rautch said that there were other treatments "but no water boarding". "That's out..but that 'Deliverance Delight' has cured some so well they can't ever have sex again...except to banjo music."

Billy called those side effects.

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