Tiger Woods Claims A Mulligan!

Written by Bureau

Sunday, 20 December 2009

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Tiger, Ready To Tee Off!

Before the next story hits the news, Elin Nordegren is coming back to Tiger Woods with the kids and he will be back in his Florida estate and getting ready for the first PGA tournament in 2010!

What happened? Tiger called the first Mulligan in his life.

"Sure it's embarrassing but I'd rather call a Mulligan than to have my whole life in an uproar."

So all the ladies who got paid are invited to tell their worst because Tiger is now under the protection of the official Mulligan.

"It all goes back to before the wreck", stated Tiger Woods on a video played on Oprah. "I admit to everything, but I claim the Mulligan."

"This is what we feared from the first", stated one of the lady's attorneys. "However, most thought he would never use the first Mulligan in his life."

"I'm on my way back to the estate in Florida with the children", stated Elin Nordegren. "Tiger has used the Mulligan rule and we will abide with it. However, remember, he cannot have another Mulligan. You are only allowed one."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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