Hull City Sign Unknown Striker

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

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Another big question mark?

Hull City today made a statement of intent way ahead of the January transfer window by sealing a deal to sign an unknown striker to bolster their forward line, in a bid to climb out of the Premier League relegation zone.

The player, who, as I already said, is unknown, is said to be a proven goalscorer, though at which level remains to be seen.

For all we know, he might just have bagged a few in the park.

Tigers boss Phil Brown told me earlier:

"All I know is, he's unknown, an unknown quantity, a bit of a dark horse, a shadowy figure stalking us, an eerie presence, and so on and so forth. I just hope to Christ he's better than some of the shite we've already got!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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