Brazil 0 England 1, Kaka crossed his chest in vain and God fell asleep!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 15 November 2009

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Even God, football expert and fan, couldn't keep his eyes open as boring Brazilian footballers were crossing themselves!

Brazilian and English superstar footballers put on a show and millions of bored, more bored, very bored fans all fell asleep!

Capellos decimated team playing at half pace in the searing heat of Daho failed to beat the Brazilian cracks and to be perfectly honest nobody gives a s**t!

Only thing of slight interest was, as the Brazilian superstar, super-religious multi-millionaires entered the stadium, were substituted or scored a goal they all crossed themselves, looked up to the heavens and hoped the Almighty was looking down!

Only problem was, God, so bored with the crap performances was snoring in his heavenly heights and failed to see Kaka and his merry men doing it.

Nevermind, there's plenty of time until 2010 when the real show begins, the Pope has offered all Brazilian superstars special courses in how to cross one's self properly and peer up to the heavens with tears in their eyes!

They are hoping God will not be too busy clearing up the shit-hole shanty towns surrounding Johannesburg (fat chance!) having a three week holiday and watching Brazil win the world cup once more!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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