Sunderland 'Balloon' Goal Scuppers Sorry Scousers

Written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 18 October 2009

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I Didn't Wanna Do Dat Did I?

Liverpool crisis continues as Rafa's boys minus Stevie G and Torres crash to defeat at Sunderland. Goal scored by Darren Bent, but bizarrely deflected from a balloon/beach ball launched onto the field of play by a Liverpool fan.


Liverpool keeper, Reina left in no man's land as he tried to decide whether to go for the match ball, or the big red thing...

Darren Bent 1 Liverpool 0

Nothing much else happened, apart from Darren Bent almost scoring a further three goals, and Steve Bruce and Rafa Benitez getting into a touchline row because Rafa's team was losing.

Liverpool are indeed a club in crisis.

Also in crisis is the witty lovable Scouser who launched the red ball onto the pitch which effectively cost his team the game.

Who was captured on film by MOTD cameras, but had his face pixellated by BBC techies in order to save his life.

Rafa Benitez was last reported as being apopleptic.

Much laughter from down the East Lancs Road.

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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