Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 21 July 2009

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Americans want new rules for soccer and anybody who has went to a football match that ends 0-0 would say who can blame them it bores the pants of you it would be better watching paint dry.

Dwight Jones is leader of the group who want to change the rules of soccer.

Dwight said "With football players so super fit these days it means that there are to many players on a pitch thats to congested and as for that off side rule thats crap it stops the flow of play and stops goals.

"We want more goals so we propose teams of seven players a side six outfield players and a goalkeeper. This will give skilled players more room to move and Goals Goals Goals."

In a recent experiment with the new rules in a football match in Florida two amateur teams played. The Florida Flyers beat Boston United 78-73.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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