Written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

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Brrrrrrrrrrrr...........It's a bit Parky, in'it?

In a change to his normal recent behaviour, outspoken former Chat show host Michael 'Parky' Parkinson has remained silent.

Following recent out-bursts about things that should not concern him, the friend of Sting, Katie Melua, Miss Piggy, and Billy Connelly has not said anything. This follows Parliamentary scandals, the ending of the previous season of the Apprentice, and a new season of Big Brother.

A close friend of Parky's said: 'Michael is always one for putting his nose in where it is least expected, so we are quite surprised that he has not opened his big gob to let his ruminations out to anyone that was in ear-shot'

Parky was recently seen playing Golf with Lord Lucan and Jimmy Tarbuck.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: World Cup




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