The damn Yankees of the American League have been suspected of being in league with the devil himself. After all, 26 World Series Championships, 38 American League crowns, and 42 first place division finishes which amount to the finest record of any franchise in professional sports certainly tempt speculation that such success must come from heaven or hell.
With recent acquisition of Sabathia, Burnett and now, Mark Texiera, speculation of the pact with Satan theory has become demonically popular. That is, until the spoof.polarpeaks reported that it was none other than Santa himself who awarded the Yankees their latest stockingful of bonus babies.
Santa admitted to the oh so generous Christmas gifts : "So sue me! I wuz bawn in da Bronx and ah luv da Yanks! Did I cooperate with the devil and the Steingrabber twins ? You'll neva make it stick, even if I did! Rememba I know when yer sleepin'."
