UEFA Championship Merges with So You Think You Can Sing

Written by Pointer

Thursday, 28 May 2009

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Chelsea's Coal Miners' Daughters and Sons are in good voice for the competition

The miserably slow game of European football is believed to be one of the leading causes of suicide among sport fans around the EU. Morticians throughout the European union claim that most of the corpses that they see died of football related boredom or old age from , you guessed it, watching football.

Media and public relations advisors to the UEFA have been urging the league executives to try and spice up the proceedings with some lively falderoll. One PR from public relations at Rodriguez, Rodriguez and Rodriguez while watching some gawdawful ten hour match that ended in a 0-0 tie noticed that the only really interesting thing happening in the game was the chorus of drunken rude footballer fanatics singing their team anthems.

Back at work on Monday, a joke about merging UEFA marathons of snoredom with a " So You Think You Can Sing" Talent Contest achieved the genius category of that's so crazy it just might work! The new show is in development and teams and their choruses are drinking heavily and practicing seriously.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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