Millwall Open Ticket Office On M1

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 14 May 2009

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Traffic flowing smoothly at the ticket office earlier

Supporters of Millwall football club will be able to buy their away match tickets en route to their destination from this week, after the opening of a special ticket office on the M1 motorway.

The decision to open the new facility comes as a result of an incident earlier this season at Elland Road, Leeds, when supporters became a bit rowdy and annoyed members of West Yorkshire Police with their bad behaviour.

The situation became more grave when two Millwall fans encroached onto the playing area during the Lions' play-off first leg against Leeds last Saturday, and tickled United goalkeeper, Casper Ankergren.

The ticket office is stationed next to Moto Services near Toddington, a prime location well-known for its facilities which include restaurants such as Little Chef, Cafe Ritazza, Burger King, EDC and Upper Crust.

Non-food shops for the fans to enjoy, are Ladbrokes, a barber shop and WH Smith, in case they need some literature to while away the hours. There is a childrens playground, cash machines - although a transaction charge applies - and free parking for up to 2 hours (charges apply for longer stays. HGV with food voucher: £18 (without voucher: £16) - Car: £8.

To round off matters, if any of the hooligans feel the need to have a kip, there is a rather lovely Travelodge Motel on the site that could also be completely wrecked, should the need arise.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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