Newcastle United today denied that they were planning on staying in the English Premier division. They insisted that they were only going to remain for another 8 games and would then slide quietly away without anyone noticing.
Alan Geordie, the 'famous' television pundit-turned-manager said "It is pointless to speculate any further. If we loose to Chelsea we might as well start packing up. We are only here for 8 games. There will be no more."
Despite their loyal following Newcastle are showing signs of being on the way out. Hiring an untried manager in a moment of panic is just the final act of a dying regime.
Alan Scottish, the 'famous' television pundit-turned-television pundit said "Appalling defending. Etc etc."
Kevin Keegy is thought to be considering legal action as he trademarked the role of saviour of Newcastle some years ago.
