Mrs Miggins, a pie shop owner of the same name, is to join the ever growing list of people claiming compensation in the Tevez deal.
According to the wily old crow, "Leeds United wanted to buy Dean Windass, he's a well known pie eater, but because Tevez played for the Hammers and Sheffield United got relegated instead, Leeds United didn't get no money for Rob Ulse and some other geezers. So you see, no money, no fat Windass and no Windass, no pies sold by Mrs Miggins!"
Windass is known to be a 2 pie a day man during the summer break so Mrs Miggins, 84, stood to lose a substantial figure. Her pies normally retail at 56p each or 2 for 90p so Windass would have shelled out £6.30 a week for at least 8 weeks, in total a mind boggling £50.40 !
"I might accept a straight £50," said Mrs Miggins, "but only if me bunions aren't playin up."