The Greek alphabet has 24 letters. After Omicron comes Pi. When are we getting some Pi? There will always be a new variant because this is the new normal for the 2020s. From 2000 to 2019 we had terrorism to worry about. (Ah, remember terrorists? W…
NEW YORK CITY - Wendi Deng, the 42-year-old trophy wife of FOX mogul Rupert Murdoch, 80, has agreed to star in a reality show on her husband's network. The show is titled The Adventures of Leaping Dragon Lady and it will follow Wendi as she trave...
London - A cream pie-in-the-gob that smeared Rupert Murdoch on live TV may have been a NewsCorpse own-goal PR stunt. Hours of tricky questioning had seen the octogenarian media mogul struggling to convince a Parliamentary committee when the lone p...
In a comparison of forty different kinds of graphs, the pie chart has been declared the most popular with ordinary people who don't understand graphs. "There is something visually appealing about a pie chart," said Hillman Impclub, chief statologi...
A local man who decided to chow-down on a steak and kidney pie for his lunch last Friday, got a nasty shock when he was struck on the head by a passing Catholic because eating meat on a Friday is a mortal sin. The man, who had bought the pasty fro...
An amazing 20% of people questioned about the famous song Somewhere Over The Rainbow from the Movie The Wizard of Oz think that the first line of the song lyrics are "Somewhere, over the rainbow, weigh a pie". Professional Darts Player Andy Smith...
The case for the Manchester pie killing was closed yesterday with a guilty verdict against the staff of London based 'Boobies Family Steakhouse' of killing Manchester man and pie lover Anthony Morgan after he was caught eating a pie. Mr Morgan (56...
Bronx, New York - Beloved comedian and television show host Soupy Sales died today, believed to have been crushed by a large cream pie that was thrown by his past friend Frank Sinatra. He was 83. Several sock puppets and the naked girl spoke at h...
Top chef Gordon Ramsay proved himself a BlackBerry fool yesterday by baking a pie full of the top of the range mobile phones at his posh New York restaurant, Knob. The foul mouthed and, some say, glorified cook served up a four letter tirade over...
Mrs Miggins, a pie shop owner of the same name, is to join the ever growing list of people claiming compensation in the Tevez deal. According to the wily old crow, "Leeds United wanted to buy Dean Windass, he's a well known pie eater, but because...
Local residents were left shocked this morning when a truck delivering Holland's Pies was pie-jacked from outside a chippy in Denton, near Manchester. The delivery driver, Pete Canpie, was unloading the delivery to the Happy Dragon chippy on Bakew...
Orlando, Florida- In response to the Homeland Security Advisory status set by Secretary Michael Chernoff, Circus clowns at the Barnum and Baily/Ringling Brothers Circus were told to upgrade their pie defenses to a much higher level. Other clown...
Granny Sphincter's the hugely successful traditional apple pie maker, again scooped the top award at the NEC FOODEX '09 exhibition. Started only in 2006 by Gwyneth Snood former nursing home owner of Machynlleth, West Wales, the range has been a ru...
Hull City, like all newly promoted premier new boys can look forwards to the financial benefits of their new-found status. Even though Phil Brown has been thrifty in his purchases, picking up some real bargains, he has build up a large squad whose wa...
In a less than surprising move following the former Deputy Prime Minister's astonishing Bulimia revelations, two of the UK's leading meat pie producers, Premier Food's Fray Bentos and Ginster's Cornish Pasties, have independently deci...
After the great success of "American Pie" and the never-ending string of sequels, producers have announced the up coming, "Square Pie." The new movie is intended for a more "square" audience, those who are not amused by...
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