As president Obama pledged to strengthen the special relationship with Britain today as he backed Gordon Brown's calls for international action to stimulate the world economy and clean up the banking system. He accidentally dropped his wallet on the floor. When Gordon Brown picked up it up and jokingly asked if the president had any spare cash, the presidents driving licence popped out revealing his true identity, Osama Bin Laden.
He attempted to make a joke about it but when he realised that nobody was laughing he quickly made a bolt for the door. Gordon Brown was quick to give chase and rugby tackled 'Obama' to the ground.
A spokesman for the White House said "We had no idea at all, he had all of us fooled, we assumed he was bone fide but it turns out he kinda lied, well done Gordon"
Speaking to the press in the Oval Office after an hour of talks, which was followed by a further hour of discussion over lunch, Gordon said "I knew he was a bit dodgy, he has big thumbs and his eyes were too close together"
Gordon Brown is now acting president until they can find a replacement - Osama will be killed obviously when they get 5 minutes.
