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Funny story: Boycott Boycott

Boycott Boycott

Certified woman beater, Geoffrey Boycott, has said he “doesn’t give a shit” about the critics of his knighthood. Geoffrey said: "You knock one silly broad around in one lousy hotel, and you’re branded for life! It was only a couple of slaps, a qui...

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Funny story: 'Fake' Ashes to be replayed

'Fake' Ashes to be replayed

Just a year after the ball-tampering scandal in South Africa which rocked Australian cricket, the villain and cheat of that game, Steve Smith, has now been caught trying to dupe all and sundry in the Ashes series in England. His magnificent innings w...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Bat At Number 11, If Needed

Harry Maguire To Bat At Number 11, If Needed

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender who cost the Red Devils £80million when he made a summer switch from Leicester City, has said he will switch sports completely this afternoon, and bat as last man for the England cricket team, in...

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Funny story: Russell Brand - The Anti-Christ?

Russell Brand - The Anti-Christ?

Love him or hate him, the British comedian, actor, radio host, TV presenter, author, and activist, Russell Brand is hot property in entertainment circles, but is there something sinister lurking in his background? Brand has always been controversi...

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Funny story: Cricket Fan Went To The Toilet, And Missed Second Innings

Cricket Fan Went To The Toilet, And Missed Second Innings

A crazy Test match ended in crazy fashion yesterday, as Ireland, set a total of only 182 runs to beat England, crumbled in dramatic fashion, and were all out for only 38, much to the surprise of one TV viewer who had gone to the toilet for a crap.

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Funny story: New Zealand To Ask For Judicial Review After England 'Win' Cricket World Cup

New Zealand To Ask For Judicial Review After England 'Win' Cricket World Cup

There was drama at Lords yesterday, when the cricket World Cup final descended into chaos after the match finished with both teams level, prompting officials to 'manufacture' an England victory, according to New Zealand officials. The game finishe...

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Funny story: England Cricket Team Given Advice By Women's Captain

England Cricket Team Given Advice By Women's Captain

When the England cricket team take the field against opponents, New Zealand, in the World Cup final at Lords this morning, they'll be giving it everything, and trying to remember the good advice given them by England Women's cricket team captain, Hea...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #2: The Duck-billed Platypus

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #2: The Duck-billed Platypus

Welcome to the second - and quite possibly, the last, if current interest is anything to go by - episode in our series about uninteresting animals. This week, I'm going to tell you a little bit about the Duck-billed Platypus, but only a little, be...

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Funny story: Man Wouldn't Mind Going To A Cricket Match

Man Wouldn't Mind Going To A Cricket Match

A man from Yorkshire has given an indication to friends that, after having endured so many years without attending a cricket match, he now spends hours dreaming about hearing the thwack of leather against willow again. Moys Kenwood, 55, was remini...

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Funny story: Indian Fighter Pilot To Captain Cricket Team Against Pakistan In World Cup

Indian Fighter Pilot To Captain Cricket Team Against Pakistan In World Cup

Indian fighter pilot, Abhinandan Varthaman, the man captured then released by Pakistan after his bombing raid went wrong, has been praised by millions on social media, and has been awarded the highest accolade known to Indians - he is to be allowed t...

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Funny story: MBE for Ben Stokes for Brave Defence of Gay Friends During Attack

MBE for Ben Stokes for Brave Defence of Gay Friends During Attack

The England cricketer, Ben Stokes, was today put forward for an MBE for his brave defence of a gay couple on a night out in Bristol. Stokes, who was completely sober during the Bristol club-crawl with his mates, first encountered the gay couple af...

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Funny story: Ben Stoker Cricket Attack In Detail

Ben Stoker Cricket Attack In Detail

In a case that has proved both 'horrifying' and 'hilarious', fictional England cricketer Ben Stoker has appeared in court charged with 'a fray' after he was involved in an altercation outside a gay club in Bristol. Mr Stoker is alleged to have 'l...

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Funny story: England Cricket Team On Verge Of Historic Whitewash

England Cricket Team On Verge Of Historic Whitewash

The England cricket team, fresh from their latest spanking of Australia, are on the cusp of a famous whitewash - the old brick pavilion at Old Trafford. The pavilion at Lancashire County Cricket Club's headquarters has been looking a little run-do...

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Funny story: Australian cricketers drown in own, self-made snot

Australian cricketers drown in own, self-made snot

Suspended Aussie cricketers Steve Lamborghini Smith and David "Sledger' Warner were both rushed to hospital yesterday. having inhaled their own snot. Both suffered major emotional breakdowns at their press conferences on returning to Australia after...

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Funny story: Taking The Wicket

Taking The Wicket

In the latest of many cricket related thefts Jimmy Anderson has taken his 500th test wicket. A cackling Anderson addressed waiting reporters from top of the stands at Lords. Like some sort of cricket phantom of the opera. "You'll never catch me"...

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Funny story: Indian brides given cricket bats to tame their violent husbands!

Indian brides given cricket bats to tame their violent husbands!

It seems bride beating in India is rife and now the Indian government have decided, "Howzat", by issuing newly-wed females cricket bats instead of flowers to carry down the aisle! Cricket is a holy male sport in India, even more religious than cow...

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Funny story: Cricket is always gentleman like game anymore

Cricket is always gentleman like game anymore

Cricket is known to be a respectable man's amusement. Nowadays is it any longer? Its second time as of late that a genuine debate happened in England. Past one was between English team and Pakistan that finished with Daryl's boycott and additionally...

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