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Australian cricketers drown in own, self-made snot

Suspended Aussie cricketers Steve Lamborghini Smith and David "Sledger' Warner were both rushed to hospital yesterday. having inhaled their own snot. Both suffered major emotional breakdowns at their press conferences on returning to Australia after...

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Taking The Wicket

In the latest of many cricket related thefts Jimmy Anderson has taken his 500th test wicket. A cackling Anderson addressed waiting reporters from top of the stands at Lords. Like some sort of cricket phantom of the opera. "You'll never catch me"...

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Indian brides given cricket bats to tame their violent husbands!

Funny story: Indian brides given cricket bats to tame their violent husbands!

It seems bride beating in India is rife and now the Indian government have decided, "Howzat", by issuing newly-wed females cricket bats instead of flowers to carry down the aisle! Cricket is a holy male sport in India, even more religious than cow...

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Cricket is always gentleman like game anymore

Cricket is known to be a respectable man's amusement. Nowadays is it any longer? Its second time as of late that a genuine debate happened in England. Past one was between English team and Pakistan that finished with Daryl's boycott and additionally...

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Root For England Skipper Say Foes

Funny story: Root For England Skipper Say Foes

Calls to promote England cricket's new young hero, Joe Root, to captain were welcomed around the world today. The 22-year-old who has scored centuries in back-to-back tests is being hailed as the man save England cricket following the dismal run u...

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James Anderson's conversation with Ravindra Jadeja leaked

Funny story: James Anderson's conversation with Ravindra Jadeja leaked

Much has been spoken about the ugly spat between James Anderson and Ravindra Jadeja during the 1st Test match at Trent Bridge. Apparently, Jadeja's bat had a secret mic, that recorded the entire conversation. Wondering how the bat had a mic? Well, it belongs to Sir Ravindra Jadeja. Not just a mic, it may also have weapons for all we know. Here's what really happened (and by really happened, we...

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BBC Sell County Cricket Programmes To U.S. To Break The Wills Of Terrorists

Funny story: BBC Sell County Cricket Programmes To U.S. To Break The Wills Of Terrorists

BBC executives have negotiated the sell off, at massive gain for the Corporation, the complete archives of all county cricket matches to the U.S. Military. The tapes are to be used to replace "Waterboarding" as a means of cracking suspects' wills to...

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Cricket Comprehension

There was much head scratching and pipe choking this week at the sudden announcement of yet another app. for the iPhone. In a move that has been conversely called "inexplicable", "absurd" and "what the hell?" Apple recently proclaimed the coming of a...

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Geoffrey Boycott's mother selected for 5th Ashes test

Funny story: Geoffrey Boycott's mother selected for 5th Ashes test

Well finally, the England cricket selectors have listened. In a surprise announcement today, it has been revealed that Mrs Boycott, better known to the cricketing world as 'my mum' from son Geoffrey's constant referral to her, will make her Englan...

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NASA's Bold Plan to Avoid Asteroid Armageddon

The US space agency NASA plans to build a giant bat for deflecting asteroids that are on collision with Earth. The bat will be put into orbit 25,000 miles above the planet. Recent near misses and hits, most notably the fly-by of a 150-foot asteroi...

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Aussie Cricketer Smashes Up Dressing Room, Again

Funny story: Aussie Cricketer Smashes Up Dressing Room, Again

After demolishing a third dressing room in recent weeks, Australian international cricketer Daniel Christian has been suspended by his state team South Australia. His latest violent outburst was thought to be as a consequence of another poor perfo...

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Mitt Romney Chosen as Cricket's Official Mascot

Funny story: Mitt Romney Chosen as Cricket's Official Mascot

I recently had the opportunity to sit down with the Head of the International Cricket Council, Sir Edward Crowley, to speak about why the ICC had chosen Governor Mitt Romney as its new official mascot. BDF: Thank you for meeting with me today, Sir Edward. SEC: My pleasure, Bobby. Pleasure to be here. BDF: So let's get right to it. Why has the ICC chosen an American presidential candidate...

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My life as a man #22

Funny story: My life as a man #22

Keeping up with the English Jones' My neighbor, Gerry, the British guy who came here 23-years-ago, has a beautiful wife, a very nice home (that he keeps up like a palace), three wonderful adult children, and seven grandchildren. His two grown sons and his one adult daughter were all born in a coal-heated flat in the "South of London," wherever the hell that is. His two eldest grandchildren, a...

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Spielberg based Jurassic Park Velociraptors on England fast bowler Bob Willis

Funny story: Spielberg based Jurassic Park Velociraptors on England fast bowler Bob Willis

Fans of the former Surrey, Warwickshire and England fast bowler Bob Willis, missing from the current T20 Cricket World Cup TV commentary teams, have been forced to hunt him down on the Internet. But hunting him down is a very appropriate phrase, a...

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Stress and Strauss - Cricket, it's a funny old game

Funny story: Stress and Strauss - Cricket, it's a funny old game

Ex-England cricket captain Andrew Strauss has stated his desire to become a Tory MP. Joining the Tories suits Strauss as they seem to be run in the same way the England cricket team is, shite. Back and to the Left news are unsure as to how knowing wh...

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Strauss Quits Cricket for Hair Studio Job

England captain Andrew Strauss today retired from all forms of professional cricket to take up a new role, replacing Shane Warne as the face of Advanced Hair Studio, the leading hair-loss specialists. At his press conference this lunchtime, Strau...

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Andrew Strauss Steps Down - Graeme Smith 'Devastated.'

Funny story: Andrew Strauss Steps Down - Graeme Smith 'Devastated.'

South African cricket captain Graeme Smith is said to be "devastated" following the news that Andrew Strauss is to retire from professional cricket. Strauss was expected to announce his resignation today after a winter and summer during which his...

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South African Betrays England's South Africans by Texting South Africans

Funny story: South African Betrays England's South Africans by Texting South Africans

South African Kevin Pietersen was today still ostracised from the England cricket team after revelations about him texting South African players. Whilst playing (bored in pavilion waiting for turn) for England against South Africa, South African P...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

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