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Thursday, 29 January 2009

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New Kaka pants aren't the least bit pants

The Real Madrid footballer Kaka has announced that he is developing, in conjunction with style guru Lawrence Loo-Ellen Bowlegs, a new rage of fashion pants for the fashion unconscious person.

Called "Kaka Pants", this versatile range has been developed especially for those football supporters who might have difficulty in containing themselves after a post-match vindaloo and 14 pints of Stella.

Alternatively, for fans at a particularly high-attendance match who feel the need to relieve themselves without missing a minute of vital football action, spitting, swearing or sending-off, they can use their "Kaka Pants" without fear of dampness, odour or the unpleasant after-effects associated with crapping in one's trousers.

They can also be used to good effect by late-night binge drinkers who would normally relieve themselves in the doorways of Woolworths' but find that it is now difficult to do so since the company went out of business.

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