Kaka Wouldn't Get Out Of Bed For £260,000

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 15 January 2009

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The bed that Kaka wouldn't get out of

AC Milan star Kaka, has told fans of Manchester City that, although he would like the chance to play in the Premier League, and would relish the opportunity to help the Sky Blues to break out of the ever-present shadow of their city rivals Manchester United, he wouldn't get out of bed for the pittance of a salary they are offering.

The Brazilian has been offered £260,000-a-week to make the move to Eastlands, but his agent says that Kaka wants "a damned sight more than that".

Diogo Kotscho, who also wants his cut, is Kaka's greedy agent, and says the greedy player will need "at least £500,000 per week" to turn out for City.

Kaka, who is a committed Christian, and should probably be committed to a mental institution, is in danger of completely ruining football with his outrageous wage demand, and Manchester City supporters should email their club's website to tell them this, because, they seem to be blind to the fact.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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