Written by Pointer

Thursday, 15 January 2009

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KaKa

Manchester City landed the multi talented superstar Robinho despite rival offers from the Sheriff of Nottingham amd the Maid marion footballers. Robinho claims to glad to be a Mancity mauler but rumor has it that he is anxious to win some trophies.

Thus the anxious bowel about acquiring the high falutin' kamikaze of football, none other than, KaKa. While Manchester seeks to lure KaKa, Robinho is shitting his soccer pants. Milan of course loves art, fashion and of course KaKa but billionaire Mancity owner has been been courting KaKa's Daddy approriately named Bosco.

Bosco was reportedly wined and dined in Abu Dhabi and father and son are rumored to be pissing themselves with Mancity pride.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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