Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

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Kissing a badger is thought by some to be better than a bit of beaver

Tempers ran hot and heavy as Man U Wayne Rooney once an Everton fave found himself imbroglio with Mikel Arteta. Sir Alex Ferguson pulled near looney Rooney from the playing field but could not prevent the subsequent badger kissing incident that has set the football world aflame.

At the time referee Alan Wiley just whispered a word or two into the badger kissing ear of Rooney and the osculating stopped almost immediately.

Football fans have been calling for an all out investigating into Rooney's obscene behavior. League official so far have sided with the discreet approach taken by Ref Wiley.

A competition is being held as to whether a rude British footballer giving a smack on the labia majora to a Wisconsin American oblongballer cheerleader should be considered obscene.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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