Written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 20 September 2008

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Come on then mate, we're going of to Sky........'

Following the heart-breaking news that the BBC has had to make some recent budget cuts, ITV has revealed that it no longer employs Badgers in its staff.

Mr Ian TV told us: 'We used to employ Badgers here. When they weren't working for us, they were out on the road with comedian Harry Hill, being polished for the Badger Parade. We don't know what happened to any of them, but we know that they no longer work for ITV.

'They added to the Ethnic mix at the corporation, obviously, but they came in late, scratched all of the equipment to within an inch of its life, and never spoke to anyone. Good riddance to them, that's what I say, and no mistake'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: TV, ITV, Badgers




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