Norwich proven to be shit after match fixing probe

Written by Zoltan Peppa

Friday, 17 October 2008

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Yet more crap defending from the Norwich Fullback

Norwich City FC was relieved after being cleared of any wrong doing concerning match fixing.

Even though the Norwich goalkeeper made the mother of all clangers. The defence were permanently asleep. The midfield kept giving the ball away. And the strikers couldn't hit a donkey's arse with a banjo. There was no evidence to show anything untoward happened

Delia Smith (majority shareholder) said, 'we are all over the moon about the decision, and even though the match in question may have looked iffy'. 'The investigation team realised that Norwich City are a pile of shit these days'. 'And they play in this manner most Saturdays'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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