Written by ashalpool

Saturday, 4 October 2008

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In what seems to be another bizarre attempt by Rafa Benitez, the fat Liverpool Manager, to seem "normal", weird fuck Rafa has claimed to watch porn on a regular basis.

Rafa, fat, claims that a regular night for him would be cosy-ing up next to the computer, have a couple of tissues next to him, some ready on the floor in case of "friendly fire."

Benitez, bald, claims that his masturbation record is seven times in one horny night watching his, then, personal favourite - granny porn.

Benitez encourages his players to "wank" frequently, and encourages them to indulge in group sessions - for team morale.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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