Federer: "Nadal is shit and he smells"

Written by ashalpool

Friday, 3 October 2008

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Federer thinks the Earth is Flat

In his own words, Roger Federer, today revealed his true feelings and his bitter resentment towards Rafael Nadal, his biggest rival.

On speaking about Rafeal Nadal, the world number one, Roger said the following regarding his feelings on being number two.

"I feel great, never felt more confident. Frankly I think Nadal is shit and he smells of poo. The hype over him, to me, is bullshit it just wreaks of bullshit. The twat has no chance against me."

On reminding him that Nadal has beaten Federer more times than he Nadal, Federer replied: "You're point being Roger? In all honesty I think the Earth is flat but you don't see me saying I have beaten Nadal more times than he has beaten me, do I?"

Well, indeed.

Swiss freak Federer, thinks that Spanish beauty is not a "great" like him, and cannot "read people well" which he thinks he is best at.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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