Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

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Most boils on the ass look like this

There have been tree tumors that look like the Virgin Mary and bagels with burn marks that resemble the kosher Son of God but the recent bizarre development in Los Angeles tops them all.

Former Yankee manager, Joe Torre has told TheSpoof.com that he has suddenly discovered a boil on his behind that has hairs growing out of it that resemble dred locks! Torre normally a pretty discreet individual was so shaken up by the growth that he felt he just had to talk to somebody.

So the Dodger skipper did a google search for ass and came up with TheSpoof.com. Torre still does not know what to do with the Bob Marley Mancha, the medical name for this kind of hairy eruption. TheSpoof.com had very little by the way of advice. The best they could offer was: "Take some Preparation H and call Tony Francona in the morning..."

All Francona would say was: "Boy is it a great feeling when that hairy boils goes away!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Ass, Joe Torre




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