Manchester City football club today announced to their long suffering fans, the singing of the song blue moon has been banned from their ground. Once and for all. The song which is said by many to be the only thing that has kept them together and still coming along to their council house ground ,is no longer to be permitted. It is widely believed that it may be replaced by blue is the colour, an anthem that would celebrate the blueness of their kit.
Most outsiders would agree that this would make perfect sense as the song blue moon does seem a bit meaningless, except possibly the standing alone bit. However die hard Manchester City fans were not so sure. Mr Bertie summerbee a lifelong Manchester City fan claimed that banning the blue moon song could see their 70,000 seat Eastlands ground up half empty on match days.
Many Manchester City fans are thought to watch Manchester City for reasons of social deprivation as opposed to watching the football team itself for glory. The blue moon song is a reflection of this. Manchester City fans do not sing we are the champions,champions of europe, nor do they ever expect to. Manchester City fans stand up in the Colin Bell end and give it their all for the blue moon song.
A significant number of Manchester City fans have vowed over the graves of deceased ancestors they will sing blue moon until the bitter end, regardless of the clubs support for blue is the colur song and new manager Mark Hughes ex Manchester United Hall of Famer.
Manchester United fans have also had to change the words to some of their favourite terrace hits, due to the annual trophy recount.
