The ever expanding squad of players being assembled at the Casey Jones stadium has increased by one more today with the arrival of former South Park junior, Mr Eric Cartman.
Cartman, who is hoping to make ten million dollars out of this claims he will be up to the challenge of premiership football and will be the perfect foil for the shy and reserved rising premiership superstar Caleb Folan.
Folan who has recently been linked to both Inter Milan and Cheslea is said to be delighted with the signing since he has suppoerted South Park since he was a boy.
Meanwhile in other tranfer news Hull City have put in a bid for Bolton Wanderers goalkeeper, and all their defenders in what is thought to be an opening gambit in manager Phil Brown's lets get some Bolton players policy, which they hope will keep them up.
Hull City currently have an outstanding goalkeeper but he could soon be on his way to Aston Failure as part of the Gareth Barry deal, a club spokesman denid that Hull City were a selling club, but admitted there was a possibilty of the Welsh international goalkeeper could be going in one direction and Barry going in another,such as the Liverpool direction.
