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Funny story: Subbuteo Football Player Sustains Career-Threatening Injury

Subbuteo Football Player Sustains Career-Threatening Injury

FLASHBACK ON THIS DAY 45 YEARS AGO A talented footballer's career is hanging in the balance this evening, after a horror injury that will rule him out for at least the rest of the season, and possibly the rest of his life. Number 9 was playi...

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Funny story: Nobody Turns Up To Watch Hull City v. Stoke City Match

Nobody Turns Up To Watch Hull City v. Stoke City Match

It's a sad fact that, for many football clubs, attendances are in decline, but nothing had prepared the management of one Championship team for what was in store for them yesterday, when ABSOLUTELY NOBODY turned up to watch Hull City take on Stoke Ci...

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Funny story: Newspaper Makes Racist Gaffe

Newspaper Makes Racist Gaffe

There was controversy in East Yorkshire this morning when local newspaper, The Hull Daily Mail, made a terrible howler when reporting on injured Hull City defender Moses Odubajo. The 'newspaper', its 'almost-correctness' almost legendary, was cove...

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Funny story: Hull City Fans In New Protest

Hull City Fans In New Protest

Hull City supporters, angry at the lack of investment in the club by its owners, which has resulted in a shortage of available players from which new manager Marco Silva can select, have organised a new protest. The fans attending Saturday's home...

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Funny story: Hull City FA Cup Semi-Final Victory Down To Hull Man's Beard - Claim

Hull City FA Cup Semi-Final Victory Down To Hull Man's Beard - Claim

The outcome of the exciting FA Cup Semi-Final tie between Premier League Hull City and their Yorkshire rivals Sheffield United on Sunday was due almost entirely to a Hull man's beard, according to a claim made this morning. The astonishing claim w...

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Funny story: Crystal Palace first team to be relegated from the Premier League

Crystal Palace first team to be relegated from the Premier League

After a tough grueling pre-season, newly promoted play-off winners Crystal Palace have become the first team to be relegated from the Premier League - without playing a game. The relegation was confirmed by every single newspaper columnist making...

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Funny story: Hull City Warned By Steve Bruce About Complacency

Hull City Warned By Steve Bruce About Complacency

Hull City boss Steve Bruce has warned his players not to be complacent after they were pitched against Chelsea on the opening day of the new Premier League season. Bruce told his team that they should be wary, and exercise a degree of caution when...

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Funny story: Ship hits the fan in Humberside

Ship hits the fan in Humberside

A ship steaming into the Humber estuary struck a football fan as he was trying to swim across the river on Saturday. Todd Zarus (41), a life-long Hull City supporter, was aiming to watch the Tigers play against Scunthorpe United. "I'd just mis...

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Funny story: Kenny Dalglish For Hull City?

Kenny Dalglish For Hull City?

Kenny Dalglish, the man sacked from the Liverpool manager's position last week, could be set to gain a quick return into football after having been invited for talks with Championship side Hull City, it has been claimed. I claimed it, so I should...

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Funny story: Hull City Fan Is "Pissed Off" With Team's Form

Hull City Fan Is "Pissed Off" With Team's Form

A football fan living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has confessed that he is "pissed off" with the current form of the team, which has seen them draw their last four League matches, scoring only one solitary goal in the process. Moys Kenwood, a s...

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Funny story: Rovers denied by last-gasp conversion

Rovers denied by last-gasp conversion

There was a dramatic end to a keenly-fought rugby match against local rivals Hull F.C. when Hull Kingston Rovers ran out of time after a late conversion. With only two minutes left, Rovers were trailing by just one point as their full-back was ge...

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Funny story: Jimmy Bullard trades in Hull wet fish for QPR caviar

Jimmy Bullard trades in Hull wet fish for QPR caviar

Word on the streets is that wantaway diamond geezer Jimmy Bullard is looking to trade in the wet fish of Hull for a diet of caviar with glamour club QPR. Jimmy Bullard was last seen casting his line in London after calling Hull "a minging dump."...

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Funny story: Hull City Ready For Champions League Tilt After Trouncing Liverpool

Hull City Ready For Champions League Tilt After Trouncing Liverpool

Hull City fans are looking forward to the new season with glee after their team's 3-0 trouncing of Kenny Dalglish's Liverpool in their friendly at the KC Stadium on Saturday, with many believing that the Tigers could well be pushing for a Champions L...

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Funny story: West Ham Job Not For Steve McClaren Due To 'Language Difficulties'

West Ham Job Not For Steve McClaren Due To 'Language Difficulties'

Former England coach Steve McClaren has been told that he will not be considered for the vacant managerial position at West Ham because his English language speaking skills are no longer good enough. McClaren was the bookmaker's favourite to repla...

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Funny story: Hull Man Volleys Cat

Hull Man Volleys Cat

Cat-hater Mary Bale has a rival! That's the astonishing verdict after an Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok had reported to his friend an incident in which he was involved on his way to work this morning, when a cat crossed his path...

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Funny story: Hull City To Return To Premier League?

Hull City To Return To Premier League?

Hull City, the team every football fan declared were his 'second team' when they played in the Premier League during 2008 and 2009 before they were relegated to the Championship, are on the verge of returning to the big time after an incredible run o...

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Funny story: Hull City Fans Celebrate Team's Success

Hull City Fans Celebrate Team's Success

Fans of Championship side Hull City were described as being in a state of "delirium" today, after it became clear that their team might well avoid relegation to League One this season! The Tigers are currently in a run of form that any promotion-s...

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