Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 10 June 2008

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Sheriff Hall Hauls in another DWB

Florida Sheriff W. Hall is arresting hundreds of Mexicans for DWB, that's "Driving While Brown".

Sheriff Hall told TheSpoof.com that if the Feds were not going to enforce US immigration law then he and his deputy Barney Fife would have to. When reminded that there was no statute against driving while brown, the sheriff spit out some tobacco juice and drawled: "So sue me!"

Milton residents can't believe what is happening to their town. I a petition to stop the racist law man hundreds of Miltonians asked about who would clean their pools, houses, yards and children's asses. Who will wash our dishes, bus our restaurant tables and do the things are wives won't do. While Hall is hauling their asses off to the hoosegow, Milton is becoming a ghost town.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Racism, Driving

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