Big Brown Meets with Yankees Giambi about Life After "Juice"

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 10 June 2008

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Giambi showed Big Brown his future career

Yankees Jason Giambi has finally been showing some success after swearing off the steroids.

When Big Brown's handlers took the thoroughbred off of his thoroughly juiced up regimen the poor creature couldn't even finish the mile and a half Belmont. After reading about Jason's steroid free surge, BB's trainer gave a call to congenital twins, Hal and Hank Steingrabber to set up a chat.

A photographer loafing in Central park managed to get a shot of the Giambambino and Big Brown and a Hansom carriage. Onlookers were amazed at the juiceless Yankee slugger effortlessly pulling the exhausted horse who reclined in the carriage.

Some even remarked that Giambi's was in good voice as he crooned "Love and Marriage" to the hapless horsey.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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