Hair today ......gone tomorrow

Written by Lance.D.Boyle

Monday, 29 March 2004

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Iva Bigun....sobbing over what might have been.

Doctors at an unnamed Sydney Hospital ,today announced an amazing new breakthrough in the treatment of alopecia,(hair loss).
After many years of failures Dr Frank Urball admitted to some outstanding successes.
Speaking at a press conference at The Sydney Conference Centre ,the good Doctor claimed that technology now allowed his team to successfully grow hair on most things.
" We have grown hair on many interesting objects ,a bowling ball,a beer bottle,sandwiches,counter tops and even the bonnet of a 64' V.W.Beetle. "
Although, when questioned further on the success of actually growing hair on a humans' head,the doctor abruptly ended the press conference.

Further investigation by 'The Spoof' revealed that a law suit was pending by the only human subject, Iva Bigun, Lead male stripper of the travelling troupe 'Buns 'n' Oil'.
Mr Bigun claims that results of the test have ruined his career,not to mention his love life.
Mr Bigun admitted, that his once long flowing brown locks were thinning,however when he agreed to be the subject of Dr F.Urballs' tests all his hair fell out ,then began to grow all over his body except his head!
Iva Bigun allowed us one photo, as he sobbed into his pillow , we left him in his hotel room a sad,lonely,broken man.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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