Premier Football Star Naked Pin-Up

Funny story written by Shaun Ferguson

Friday, 29 June 2007

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Both balls will hang out

Eager to replicate the massive success of his former team mate David Beckham, Manchester United Football Club's Ji-sung Park has turned to a lucrative modelling career to augment his already fabulous income.

After being turned down by various fashion houses and perfume makers for his less than racy looks, Park decided to jettison his togs and pose full bullock naked for next month's edition of glossy ladies magazine Playgirl.

Park's ample manhood is bound to do wonders for their circulation and for that of their readers. A spokesman for the publishers said, "The boy's got a lot to show when he strips off his strip and our readers won't look at the mantle piece while they're stroking their briar".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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