Written by Princess Poole

Friday, 29 June 2007

image for American Pie producers announce new venture
Square Pie

After the great success of "American Pie" and the never-ending string of sequels, producers have announced the up coming, "Square Pie." The new movie is intended for a more "square" audience, those who are not amused by teenage stupidity and molestation of innocent pastries.

The plot for the movie is still being working out because the squareness limits put on writers. "How can we be funny and square? We are still working on it," says Crusty Burns, the head writer. "Of course something funny will happen to the pie, but it won't involve genitalia."

"A wholesome movie- a wholesome pie," explains the chef Eetie Lottie. This pie will not be a sugar sweet confection, but a veggie lover's special with green beans, brown beans, peas and squashes all covered in a whole-grain fiber filled crust.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: pie, square, American Pie




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