Fox Satellite Shakes With Fear at Approaching Mooninites

Written by politicalpop

Friday, 2 February 2007

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The Fox satellite shaking over the 2D nasties

At first, engineers at Fox's giant secret satellite HQ thought they were hearing things, but then their instruments panels showed their satellite to be shaking in fear at approaching Mooninites. These tiny creatures are thought to be from a rogue planet at the edge of the universe, and up till now, thought to be harmless.

Engineers alerted security forces immediately. George Bush who was reading a children's story about a donkey at the time, said he would do all he could to rid the world of these evil characters.

If you see a Mooninite touch down near you, call the Bomb Squad, they could be rogue Mooninites who mean us great harm, and want to turn the clock back on our peaceful, carefree, liberal ways to the bad old 2D blocky pixel days of the 1980s, and it's not funny.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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