It's a well-known fact that the fierce rivalry between Manchester United and Liverpool is the hottest in the UK footballing world, and now Liverpool manager Juergen Klopp has taken it to a new level!
After 'The No More Special One' got the boot from United, he was forced to 'button his crooked lip' in a contract, after receiving his £multi-million pay-off never to talk about his disastrous relationship with Paul Pobga. However, United did not forbid Jose telling the world what he thought about Klopp!
Here in a Jaggedone CIA footy special interview is exactly what Jose said about Klopp, in a cockroach-infested 5-star Liverpool hotel.
"Klopp is a fucking Prussian Nutter! Compared to his ranting up and down the line, my kicking bottles and sticking a finger in Pep's eye was kiddies stuff, and he needs a new dentist, too! Look at my multi-million white sparklers, compared to his fake, yellow smoke-stained gnashers!"
Jaggedone sent his fave paparazzi, Scouse CIA reporter, Stevie Laggard post-haste to Anfield, to tell Juergen what Jose thought about him. Juergen being Juergen, nicked a digger from a local building site, raging. He drove it to the hotel where Jose was residing, and crashed the thing through the lobby, demanding to thump Mourinho's lights out in a 'Blitzkrieg' attack.
Jose had already done a runner like he did at United, and is now busy on Arabian TV, spreading fake news about his love for a Norwegian Would. Ole, Ole, Ole!