Written by Lady H

Sunday, 27 August 2017

MMA Superstar Conor McGregor claims he was robbed during the mega-fight with now 50-0 World champion Floyd Mayweather. 'When I left my dressing room, I had a Rolex watch in my man bag but after the fight, it was gone.'

When asked what made him think he could win a boxing match against one of the greatest boxers of our time, McGregor evaded the question and continued talking about his 'stolen' watch. 'That watch was worth hundreds of thousands of pounds. I reckon Mayweather's team took it when they came to watch me lace up me gloves.'

When asked what was going through his mind as Mayweather was schooling him in front of the sixteen thousand strong crowd and millions of people watching via pay per view, again McGregor skillfully evaded the question countering with a threat: 'If I find out who took my watch I'm going to give them a ******* battering.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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