New York City, NY. - NFL commissioner, Roger Goodell, explained today that his investigation into ball pressure was sparked by an email.
"I was at the stadium watching the game and dodging calls from Terrell Owens, then I received a mysterious email."
The commissioner expounded, "I want to publish the email in its entirety, as a way of thanking the person for saving the integrity of our game."
We obtained a copy of the email below:
Hey Rodg, check their balls, and tell Mr. Perfect Hair, I mean Tom, to choke.
P.S. Papa Johns pizza is good stuff.
"Pmanning18@broncos.com, whoever you are, thank you," the commissioner concluded.