Cooperstown, NYIn breaking news, Pete Rose and Mark McGuire, former baseball players, have grabbed baseball commissioner Bud Selig and taken him here to Cooperstown, in an attempt to get themselves put into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Rose of course, was blocked due to gambling, and McGuire has yet to be voted in, probably due to steroids.
Rose and McGuire were met in Cooperstown by fellow Hall of Fame shut-outs Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, and Sammy Sosa. It was determined that Conseco was probably the mastermind behind the plot since the baseball commissioner they nabbed, Bud Selig, is not even baseball commissioner anymore, Rob Manfred is. It turns out most of the people quizzed were hoping they would keep Selig.