The Baseball Hall of Fame has decided to build a separate section for those admitted to the Cooperstown, New York facilities but have tested positive for drugs or other misdeeds.
"This will settle the question once and for all. You may deserve to be here but only in a separate room added on with a big asterisk over the front entrance" announced a spokesman this morning.
Pete Rose, Shoeless Joe Hunter, Barry Bonds and all the rest will be there so that people can view their statues, stats and equipment at their leisure.
Also, over in the corner by the drinking fountain, are several tubes of piss that showed up with steroids with names attached and some of the horses Pete Rose lost a load on and Shoeless Joe's shoes.
There are videos of some of their great accomplishments.
And who can leave without a Yogi Berra quote after viewing this wing: "I had trouble pissing in the tubes because of my pecker being so large, it wouldn't come back out!"
