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Saturday, 19 April 2014

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A report coming out tomorrow morning is that the Baseball Hall of Fame will offer a separate deal for some players accused of steroid use or other things at their facilities.

We would offer players like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, etc who may not ever make it into the Hall of Fame unless they take us up on the idea of an annex", stated Richard Brooks on the board for the Hall of Fame.

There will be no comments one way or another about the players.

The Board members, who can vote on this, says that way we can bring in Shoeless Joe, Pete Rose and others that really should be in there.

Thus far no players have commented but the Hall say that all they will change is that the wax figures of those confirmed or who have admitted to cheating will have a needle stuck in their wax ass.

"Maybe we can settle this and leave everyone happy."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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