Written by Paxton Quigley

Monday, 28 April 2014

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Mourinho keeps Liverpool at bay

Jose Mourinho was unapologetic following his team's victory at Liverpool after which he admitted to parking two buses in front of the Chelsea goal. However Liverpool's management was apoplectic at the unorthodox tactics used by Mourinho claiming that they were illegal as he is unqualified to employ them.

A red-faced Brendan Rogers spoke out after the match.

"He thinks it's funny to have parked those buses there but I'll have the last laugh. Not only have they chewed up the Anfield pitch, he almost ran over Luis Suarez and what's more doesn't even have a licence to drive a f*cking bus, so I've reported him to the DVLA."

Liverpool police confirmed to the Spoof that they are investigating a complaint against a hitherto unnamed Portuguese football manager.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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